Momma never told me there’d be days like these.

All one need do is just press the “On” button to be transported into a gallery of TV-delivered absurdities, from insidious league-partnered gambling fool’s bait posed as promises to miracle pills or injections that inspire entire neighborhoods to gather, arm in arm, to join a march down Main Street in a salute to weight loss and descending blood pressures.

But remember this: “Don’t take Wegovy if you’re allergic to Wegovy.” Find out before you try it? Isn’t that trial-and-error job assigned to lab rats?

Also, Wegovy “may cause depression or thoughts of suicide.” No data on causing homicides?