Did you hear the one about the sports radio bully who suggested Twitter was for dumbbells then opened an account and tweeted, “Don’t waste my time with dumb stuff,” after wasting listeners time for endless months with a farewell tour then returning after a couple of cans of Coke and maybe a week of R&R?

The sun came out Sunday. This has to be what the Yankees envisioned when they acquired Sonny Gray last season. Line read: one run, four hits, eight innings. Bombers cleared K.C.’s waterfall walls four times and crowned the Royals 10-1 in a tidy 2 hours 31 minutes. Nice to win a laugher. Victory takes us to -762 chernoffs.

Your turn to earn your pay, Jason Vargas. Troubled lefty was skipped over last week and the Mets hope he returns stronger than Francesa, after approximately the same time off. Fish are in Flushing. Mets are streaking. Deliver! 20 units on the Amazin’s.