Move over Stitches and let Jimmy take over. … A little bar joke from reader Jimmy Durda: A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters, sits down a few seats away. She is so attractive he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring and approaches. Before the man has time to apologize she looks him deep in the eyes and says in a sultry tone: “I’ll do anything you like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. I’m game. I want $100, but there is one condition.” Stunned, the man asks her what her condition is. “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” He takes a moment, considers the offer, whips out $100, puts it in her hand, looks her square in the eyes and tells her, “Paint my house.”

Don’t look now. … OK, go ahead and look. College bettor’s guide shows Stitches is 10 games over .500 picking against the spread and only one game off the leader. With no baseball until Friday the suits at The Post pressed us for a pick. So taking full advantage of our vast knowledge of intercollegiate athletics we will take Texas Tech, getting 7 ¹/₂ at TCU for 10 units. Account at -705 nagurskis prior to kickoff.