Wanna hear pathetic? For the second-straight week, The Odd Couple (Dick Klayman & Peter Tocco) goes down (7-9 vs. the spread) and gets closer to first place.

LAST NIGHT: Cowboys.

SUNDAY: Bears, Dolphins, Rams, Bills, Lions, Texans, Colts, Chiefs, Seahawks, 49ers, Saints, Browns, Raiders, Steelers.

MONDAY: Patriots.

BEST BETS: Bears, Chiefs, Saints.