Whenever Rick Pitino breaks out that all-white suit of his I’m never quite sure if he’s fixing to design an inbounds play or start grooving to “How Deep is Your Love.” He wouldn’t dare pack that baby up for the trip to the Garden this week, would he? Would he?

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We ask for so little here at The Whacks, but wouldn’t it be splendid if the stars align properly and we get another Rangers-Devils sometime during playoff season, if for no other reason than Mr. Avery can become reacquainted with Mr. Brodeur?

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Who do you think is the one who’s more fun at the Rodriguez family cook-outs, Cousin Yuri or Brother Joe?