A Memorial Day to remember. Three of the worst teams in baseball won Monday. Marlins swatted the Nats, 3-2. Orioles tamed the Tigers, 5-3 and in the Upstate Correctional Facility Holiday Classic the Otisville Outlaws out-hustled the Catskill Crooks, 15-0. Power players Michael Cohen and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino with “breakout” performances. New Classic records were set for both appeal plays and stolen bases.

Putting on our White Sox on Tuesday. Chicago’s Lucas Giolito (6-1) is posting All-Star worthy numbers. Over his past six starts batters are hitting all of .169. His ERA is 1.25 during that stretch. Royals’ Brad Keller improved his record to 3-5 by clipping the Cards last week. 20 units on the Chisox.

Snakes leading 3-1, lost to the Rockies 4-3 in 11 innings. Zack Greinke, one run over six innings, was good but left after his pitch count soared. Should have bet on the Outlaws. Loss has us at -71 schillings.