Final score: Governor Andrew Cuomo 65 percent, Cynthia Nixon 34 percent. New York Democrats obviously happy with the status Cuo’, but they weren’t happy when the landslide winner was a no-show at his own victory party Thursday in Manhattan. Opting instead to remain at the Governor’s mansion in Albany to be with his family and to work on the failing subway system while renaming some more bridges. Been there, done that Cuomo, who has attended numerous celebrations, said the victory parties were “never that great.”

Two teams that were never that great this year go at it Saturday. White Sox’s Reynaldo Lopez has allowed just four runs in his past four starts while posting a 1.40 ERA and struck out 10 Angels last week. Orioles counter with Yefry Ramirez, 1-5 with a 5.94 ERA this year. Enough said. 20 units on the Chisox.

Freaky Friday at Fenway. Mets bloodied the Red Sox, 8-0, with Noah Syndergaard scattering three hits over seven innings. Amazin’s with four homers on the night. Win has us at -1,419 oilcanboyds.