Fifty shades of green. Fifty years of lean. … Jets rolled out their new unis/helmets for the upcoming season. Young Sam Darnold and company celebrating as if they designed them. Someone, maybe from the ’69 team, should tell them their white helmets turned green in ’78 to forget about the previous nine years. Then white again in ’98 to forget about the past 20 years. … Fan attacked WWE Hall of Famer Brett Hart on Saturday. Police confirming Lenny Dykstra was not involved, but upset pay-per-viewer Jake Owen says the WWE owes him $69.99 for some of the s–ttiest security he’s ever seen.

Good matchup: Yankees and Astros are riding 3-game winning streaks. Masahiro Tanaka’s ERA is 1.47 after two starts. Justin Verlander left us scratching our heads last week after a weak turn at Texas. 10 units on Houston.

Ivan “the terrible” Nova was lifted after allowing seven runs in 2 ¹/₃ innings and the Mariners bloodied the White Sox 12-5. Loss has us at -48 testaverdes.