We must be in heaven, man! Well almost. The Woodstock 50 concert was canceled, but ’69ers Carlos Santana, Arlo Guthrie and John Fogerty are expected to perform in Bethel this weekend. If you’re heading upstate for three days, or hours, of peace, love and music — remember these three simple rules. Don’t eat the brown acid, stand back from those towers and don’t call Chris Cuomo “Fredo.”

Fun’s over. Slight upgrade in talent for the Yankees after sweeping away the lowly O’s. Indians invade The Bronx and Aaron Civale throws for the Tribe. Rookie came up big last week, allowing the Twins to score once over six innings. Injuries limited his season workload, but numbers read two runs/18 innings/18 K’s. Inconsistent Masahiro Tanaka’s stock rose in his last outing. Three-hit the Jays over eight shutout innings. Tough week keeps us conservative. 10 units on the Yanks.

Dow recovered Thursday. So did we. Phillies rallied to beat the Cubs 7-5. Yu Darvish pitched a seven-inning shutout, but Bryce Harper’s grand $lam in the ninth proved the game winner. Unlikely W moves us to -775 maxyasgurs.