Gov. Cuomo, who will surely make a run at the presidency in the near future, said America “was never that great.” Cuomo, who may have contracted “foot in mouth” disease, went on to say, “We’re not going to make America great again. We have not reached greatness.” Hmmm. Some Cuomo supporters seemed stunned, but Stitches believes a new line of “Never That Great” hats and apparel may prove quite popular at the next Democratic convention. … Puerto Rico is finally at full power after the entire island was in the dark for 11 months. A relieved White House quickly canceled the President’s next “paper-towel toss” next month.

Strange start for Blake Snell last week. Retired all 15 Blue Jays he faced but was removed as a precaution in his first game back from the DL. Rays are in The Bronx. Masahiro Tanaka, strong through June and July, comes off his worst start of the season against the Rangers. 20 units on Tampa Bay.

The Mets, yes the Mets, put a sweet 16 on the board and beat the O’s 16-5. Kevin Plawecki’s grand salami was part of a nine-run sixth inning. Zack Wheeler allowed one run over five for the W. Victory has us at -632 agees.