No, there is not an app for that.

Before Apple could unveil its new iPhone and Apple Watch, it set netizens abuzz when a company leader promised a “relaxed cervix experience” at their stores.

Retail senior vice president Angela Ahrendts apparently meant to say “service” when she made the flub during a live-stream of the company’s product announcement in California Tuesday.

And social media users did not let her off easy.

“She just say cervix experience? I don’t wanna experience that!” tweeted user @Jpuente87.

DID ANGELA JUST ACCIDENTALLY SAY “CERVIX EXPERIENCE” INSTEAD OF “SERVICE EXPERIENCE #AppleEvent2017,” user @danistratford tweeted.

Ahrendts also announced the glass cube would return to the company’s Fifth Avenue store when it reopens next year.