While we all wait with bated breath for “GTA IV” to come out (fingers crossed for April 29), Rockstar is giving us the “Bully: Scholarship Edition” for the Xbox 360 and the Wii on March 4.

It’s a next-gen update of the game they released back in 2006 for the PS2. In it, you’ll get 8 new missions, 4 new classes (bio, music, math, geography), new unlockable items and clothing, new two-player minigames, new music and new ambient dialogue.

Get that? There’s a lot of NEW STUFF in the game.

But more importantly, for Xbox 360 users, it has achievement points! Which means, ahem, I am much more likely to finish this game now, than I was back when it was for the PS2.

Check out the Rockstar site for more about the game. Go now.

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