Yes, folks, “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3” is officially in stores today. In case you’re inexplicably on the fence about buying it, this extended version of the “The Vet vs. The n00b” trailer – starring Jonah Hill and Sam Worthington – will probably be the raindrop that tips the scale towards Buy! Buy! Buy! Seriously, it’s a minute and 30 seconds of your life that you won’t regret wasting. Not that you won’t already be doing it, but stick around until the end, Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard makes a cameo.

Kudos, Activision. Kudos.