Taking a break from the seriousness of the post just below this one…

“Halo: Uprising #1” (of 4) is at a comic book store near you today. It’s the brand new story of Master Chief’s battle with the Covenant. Bridging the gap between “Halo 2” and the upcoming “Halo 3” games, it’ll answer these all important questions:

-Where’s the Master Chief?

-What is his new mission?

-What’s the Covenant’s incessant obsession with Earth?

Easy now, cowboy.