He had double vision — and a double standard!

One of the Secret Service agents suspected of drunkenly slamming into a White House barricade earlier this month announced last year that the agency has a “zero tolerance” for alcohol abuse, according to ­reports.

Senior Washington Field Office Agent George Ogilvie made the comment while working as the agency’s spokesman after one Secret Service agent passed out drunk in a Dutch hotel and another crashed a car in Florida within the space of a couple of weeks in March 2014.