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No liquid lunches for the kiddies, please.

Police in Georgia are asking hungover parents to make sure they haven’t accidentally packed booze in their kids’ lunches after a child showed up to school with a canned martini stuffed in their lunchbox.

The South Fulton Police Department released a photo of what appears to be a normal school lunch — but on closer inspection, the drink is revealed to be a can of Cutwater Lemon Drop Martini.


  Police in Georgia are asking parents to check their kids’ lunches for alcohol before sending them off to school.
 Police in Georgia are asking parents to check their kids’ lunches for alcohol before sending them off to school.

The 12 oz. canned cocktail, made with vodka, triple sec and lemon juice, clocks in at a hefty 11% ABV — more than twice that of an average beer.

“That is NOT Capri Sun. That is NOT Apple Juice,” the department quipped in a social media post.

“That is a whole ‘Parent had a long night’ starter pack,” police added, urging parents to “TIGHTEN UP.”

“We know mornings can be hectic … but your child shouldn’t be the only one in the cafeteria with a beverage that requires an ID.”

They urged parents to double check the lunchboxes before Fulton County Schools resources officers have to “do inventory at recess.”

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