A burglar tripping on LSD trashed a neighbor’s Seattle apartment — and then identified himself as “24” super spy Jack Bauer.

Suspect David Stolte, 30, broke into a couple’s pad, rearranged their belongings, put a frozen crab in the closet, placed cat litter in the sink and tossed clothes in the bathtub, police said.

He also took credit cards from the man’s wallet and jammed them in a muffin.

When cops found Stolte, crouching in an alley outside the building, he said his name was Jack Bauer — the swashbuckling spy from Fox’s popular franchise “24.”

Cops believe Stolte was high on LSD.