Lovesick Romeo Dale McLaughlan is apparently seeking to put his jet ski days behind him – as he listed his famed watercraft for sale on eBay.

The 28-year-old Scotsman – who made headlines for his madcap dash across the Irish Sea to see his gal pal Jessica Radcliffe, 30, in the Isle of Man – has so far received a single bid of £4,500, about $6,000, for his Seadoo Spark.

“For sale is 2015 seadoo spark 2up 90 bhp which famously cross the Irish sea on December the 11th from isle of whithorn to ramsey over 4.5 hours,” McLaughlan wrote in the listing.

“Very agile and fast enough for most definitely the most economical ski on the market trusted this ski with my life – please note jet ski is in storage and will be released after completion of sale spare keys are available for sale on ebay for £35,” he added.

He created the listing after he joked on television that if he was to make the 25-mile journey again, he would do it in a small dinghy, The Sun reported.

“I would do anything for Jessica, I think I’ve proved that to the whole world to be honest. I would do it all over again,” the roofer told Piers Morgan on “Good Morning Britain.”

McLaughlan — who doesn’t know how to swim — spent four and a half hours on his jet ski before being thrown in jail for breaking lockdown rules by entering the island without permission.

He was released early in time for Christmas but was still unable to meet Radcliffe for the holiday due to the same coronavirus restrictions that landed him in the slammer in the first place.

The auction on eBay’s UK site ends Jan. 15.