Sometimes when you want a job done right, even if it’s illegal, you gotta do it yourself.

A driver in China was spotted hauling an entire mini-van on the back of his tricycle — much to the dismay of local police.

After turning a few heads in Zhenjiang City in Jiangsu Province, the unnamed man was stopped by cops and chastised for his idiotic behavior.

He claimed the minivan had already been decommissioned and was on its way to become scrap.

Not only did officers warn the man that he was illegally transporting the vehicle, but they also called for a tow truck to come and carry it the rest of the way to the junkyard.