A woman crashed happy hour last night in The Bronx when her car went out of control and plowed into a bar, cops and witnesses said.

The driver was veering down Boston Road in Laconia at around 6:50 p.m. when her Buick Versatrak smashed into two pedestrians and four storefronts, including the Mile Gully Restaurant & Lounge.

“I was sitting in the bar and I hear the tires screeching,” said Alfred Johnson, 69. “I looked up and saw her coming directly at us.”

The driver ran into two pedestrians before hitting the bar, witnesses said.

“She hit a man outside the bar,” Johnson said. “He was thrown into the window in front of me, and we all hit the ground.”

Both pedestrians and the driver were taken to Jacobi Medical Center in The Bronx and were listed in stable condition last night.

Johnson suffered minor cuts from the broken glass.