Did you hear the one about the pint-sized burglar who ransacked the comedian’s apartment?
Petite thief Zeyn Soylemez, 37, allegedly kicked back for five hours and puffed on a small mountain of cigarettes in the Manhattan apartment of stand-up comedian and Sirius radio personality Kenny Zimlinghaus.
“Usually I wouldn’t mind a 5-foot, 100-pound woman in my bed, but this time I was very upset,” Zimlinghaus quipped.
The crook slipped inside his East 49th Street apartment Jan. 5, a criminal-court complaint charges. Between 11 a.m. and 4 p.m., Soylemez allegedly turned the place upside down and got her little mitts on his digital video camera, laptop, watch and Social Security card.
She was arrested Tuesday and charged with several counts of burglary.
