Separated at birth?

This dumb primate fell in love with a chimp at Greenwich Village’s Bowlmor Lanes. So smitten was heirhead Paris Hilton that she considered adding the adorable ape to her absurd pet menagerie.

“I love him. I want one,” Hilton said of Bentley, whom she bottle-fed at the opening of the Carnival lounge at the bowling alley Thursday night.

While Hilton — who’s nearly inseperable from her Chihuahua, Tinkerbell — is always in the market for the trendiest fuzzy accessory pet, the chimp will not be joining her brood.

Instead, she splashed out on a miniature pig, a breed called a “dandie extreme.”

The celebutard tweeted yesterday, “Watch out for the pig in handbag at a party near you.”