A greedy Long Island shoplifter pilfered a bag of chips from a convenience store Thursday night and later returned for a cold beer to go with it, Southampton Town cops said.

Ollie Booker, 49, of Riverhead, waltzed into a Shell store in Riverside at 10:20 p.m. and stuffed the bag in his coat and left, cops said.

He returned to the store a few minutes later, snatched a beer and ran but was soon caught by cops.