Where are all his famous friends now?

Crooked celebrity money manager Kenneth Starr — whose former clients include Al Pacino and Uma Thurman — couldn’t convince any A-listers to help him beg for mercy over his $50 million fraud conviction.

Papers filed yesterday in Manhattan federal court show the closest Starr came was actress Lea Thompson’s hubby, “Pretty in Pink” director Howard Deutch, who noted ” the many good years of service he provided.”

Publicist Bobby Zarem also called the fraudster “generous, open and classy.”

Starr, 67, faces up to 12½ years at his March 2 sentencing for running a Ponzi scheme that victimized some of his clients.