Last week, city Transportation Commissioner Janette Sadik-Khan unveiled 12 haikus about traffic on signs that will be posted at 144 intersections citywide — poetic reminders intended to distract New Yorkers from dangerously burying their noses in their smartphones while crossing the street.
But the cutesy $25,000 “curbside haiku” plan — paid for with funds recovered from DWI arrests by the state — isn’t for everyone. New York Post readers wrote in to express their feelings about the street signs, in verse:
Bike flies
like the wind
Left behind,
like fallen leaf,
woman sprawled
on ground
—Dennis Middlebrooks, Brooklyn
Sadik-Khan
must go—
Along with
her bicycle
lanes and
foot plazas
— Robert Hughes, Floral Park
Haiku sign
distracts
its warning to
be alert
Car! — it’s a
near miss
— John Jeannopoulos, Manhattan

