
He’s a tortured troll
Obviously, the carpet does not match the drapes.
Georgia cops posted this mug shot last week of a 27-year-old man with a troll-doll hairstyle who was busted on a suspicion-of-battery charge.
According to the chart behind him, the style-challenged punk, who was not identified, measured about 5 feet, 8 inches tall.
Factor in the height of his DayGlo ‘do, and he stands more than 6-foot-3.
On the other hand, his toy counterpart averages just 6 inches tall. Its fuzzy pink coif puts him at 9 inches.
The dolls first hit the market in the late ’50s and soon turned into one of the biggest toy fads in the United States by 1963.
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