There’s no Hot Pockets where she’s headed.

A Staten Island teen is off to jail after admitting she kidnapped her lover’s 3-year-old daughter last month following a spat over eating the man’s last microwaveable munchie.

Aliyah Austin, 16, pleaded guilty Thursday to snatching the little girl on Feb. 15 from her Mariners Harbor home while she was supposed to be baby-sitting the tot.