It’s the gaudiest garage sale ever.

The upcoming sell-off of bankrupt “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Teresa Giudice’s stuff includes everything from her kids’ beds and toys to her own wedding ring — and even the kitchen stove.

A 13-page inventory of the tacky trappings that Teresa and her hubby, Joe, have been court-ordered to sell was posted online by A.J. Willner Auctions.

Among the offerings are a suit of armor, faux-marble urns and scrolled metal chandeliers.

The Giudices are $11 million in debt, the bankruptcy filing says.

“I don’t know if we’ll get $11 million,” A.J. Willner partner Harry Byrnes quipped to The Post, “but we’ll do what we can.”

The sale will be held Aug. 22 at the Giudices’ McMansion in Towaco, NJ.