Uma Thurman-obsessed Jack Jordan tried to portray himself as a wrongly accused stalker yesterday, but a judge ordered him held in lieu of $500,000 jail bond or $250,000 cash.

“It is a continuing course of conduct,” Assistant District Attorney Michelle Kaminsky said in a hearing at Manhattan Supreme Court, asking that Jordan be held with no bail at all.

Jordan had been convicted in 2008 of stalking and harassing Thurman.

He was rearrested for allegedly twice calling Thurman’s home phone in October, demanding to know her whereabouts.