94th Precinct
Greenpoint–Northside
Phoned in
A group of teenage thugs beat up a man and robbed him on Jackson Street on April 25.
The victim told police he was exercising near Humboldt Street at 8:40 pm, when the teens stopped him, and started punching his face. One grabbed his iPhone, and the posse fled.
Screwed!
A violent thug punched a man in his face and stabbed his finger with a screwdriver on India Street on April 26.
The victim told police that he got into an altercation with the perp at 10 pm, when the thug punched and cut him and ran down Franklin Street.
Mess-erole
Two perps struck two individuals with a glass bottles in a fight that occurred at Club Europa on Meserole Avenue on April 30.
The victims told police they got into an argument with the perps while they were hanging out at 3 am, when the thugs grabbed the glass bottles and started striking their faces inside the bar. One perp was arrested but the other escaped.
Lapto-scopropy
A thief stole a laptop and iPod from a Humboldt Street apartment on April 28.
The tenant told police that he left his apartment near Richardson Street at 10 am and returned 10 hours later to find the rear bedroom window open and his stuff missing.
OK computer
A thief stole a computer, iPod and cash from a car on Kent Avenue on April 28.
The driver told police that he parked near N. Ninth Street at 2 am, but when he returned five hours later, the driver’s-side window had been broken and his stuff taken.
Meeker attempt
Two perps tried to steal a Ford on Meeker Avenue on April 28, but an officer caught them in the act.
A witness saw two men break into the truck in a lot near N. Seventh Street at 1:30 am and called police, who responded five minutes later and nabbed them.
Honda taken
A thief stole a Honda on Driggs Avenue on April 30.
The driver told police he parked near Newell Street at 1 am, but when he returned at 10:30 am, there was only broken glass where his car had been.
— Aaron Short
