Memo to Eliot Spitzer: Leave the romance advice to Ashley Dupre.

New York women yesterday blasted the fallen Love Gov for spewing his views on affairs of the heart.

“He’s the last person I’d ask for his views on love,” said Manhattan real-estate manager Melissa McClure. “It sounds like he’s bored with his life.”

Spitzer, who stepped down in ’08 after his pay-for-sex relationship with Dupre was exposed, had waxed philosophic online.

“The sort of exaltation of first meeting and falling in love is, I think everybody would admit, different than the feelings you might have after 25 years,” he said.

But his attempt to play Cupid fell flat.

“It’s ridiculous,” said dancer Ebony Ruffin, 29. “He needs to sit down and be quiet. No one values his take on love. It’s like he wants more attention.”