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Urine for probation time!

An upstate pothead was hit with three years’ probation for using a fake penis — and another person’s pee — to pass a drug test, according to reports.

Brad Catlin, 42, of Warren was busted with the prosthetic shaft when his probation officer took him to a bathroom to pee in a cup in April 2017, according to the Glens Falls Post Star.

But the officer noticed mid-stream that his “delivery” was off, according to the paper.

After he was caught with the phony willy, he was charged with felony tampering with physical evidence and pleaded guilty last January. A judge sentenced him to the probation time on Thursday.

Catlin was required to pass the drug test because he was already on probation for marijuana possession.

Druggies often buy fake penises and clean urine online, said Warren County Probation Director Robert Iusi.

“We seem to have one of these [cases] every few months,” he told the paper.

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