A professional skateboarder who tore paintings off the walls of a Midtown hotel blames his bizarre, naked ruckus on drinking and what he thought were anti-hangover pills a woman gave him at a bar.

Jereme Rogers said yesterday he wasn’t himself — and was “something like the Hulk” — during last week’s rampage at the Affinia Shelburne hotel on Lexington Avenue.

Rogers, 26, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor criminal-mischief charge. His case will be closed with no further jail time or probation if he pays $2,850 in restitution.