Don’t get caught on camera looking like a garbage person!
The city’s sanitation department warned folks Friday not to get busted in footage dumping trash illegally in a cheeky nod to a viral story about a two-timing tech tycoon caught allegedly having an affair on a “kiss cam” at a Coldplay concert.
“Cameras are EVERYWHERE! Don’t get caught doing something you *maybe* shouldn’t be doing,” the SDNY post declared in the Facebook post.
The DSNY posted an announcement poking fun at two-timing CEO Andy Byron and his co-worker mistress Kristin Cabot. New York City Department of Sanitation
“Cameras are EVERYWHERE! Don’t get caught doing something you *maybe* shouldn’t be doing,” the post said, with photos of people illegally dumping trash paired with Byron and Cabot. New York City Department of Sanitation“Thinking about doing something naughty, like dumping trash in the City? We’ve got video cameras all over. We WILL catch you — and you will pay the price!”
The post features an image of Astronomer CEO Andy Byron cuddling his head-of-HR mistress, Kristin Cabot, in embarrassing jumbotron footage — which exposed the alleged cheaters at the concert near Boston Wednesday night.
Next to it, the DNSY posted images of several people captured in surveillance camera footage dumping trash illegally, all of whom were hit with hefty fines.
Observers got a kick out of the post, with one user proclaiming, “That’s a criminal burn, brought to you by DSNY,” with a crying-laughing emoji.
It’s illegal to dump material or debris by vehicle on any street, lot, park, or public space within city limits — and culprits face fines of at least $4,000, according to DSNY spokeswoman Belinda Mager.
“Thinking about doing something naughty, like dumping trash in the City? We’ve got video cameras all over. We WILL catch you — and you will pay the price!” the city’s sanitation department wrote. New York City Department of Sanitation
“That’s a criminal burn, brought to you by DSNY,” one comment read. New York City Department of SanitationHere is the latest on the CEO caught cheating on a Coldplay concert jumbotron
- Coldplay Kiss-Cam mistress Kristin Cabot files for divorce from husband: ‘she doesn’t seem like wife material’
- HR exec Kristin Cabot resigns from Astronomer more than a week after Coldplay kiss cam scandal
- Ex-Astronomer CEO’s wife holed up in $2.4M mansion since husband was caught canoodling at Coldplay concert
- Here’s the real reason the Coldplay concert cheating scandal went absolutely mega-viral
- New video of disgraced CEO Andy Byron cozying up with Kristin Cabot at Coldplay concert is uncovered
Byron and Cabot scrambled to hide their faces when they appeared on a “kiss cam” at the concert. Grace Springer via Storyful
The two were caught on the jumbotron at a Coldplay concert. Kevin MazurThe trash tossers are also responsible for cleaning up the mess and risk having their vehicle impounded.
“Those who treat the city as their dumping ground should know that we have a network of roughly 300 cameras positioned in known hotspots to catch preparators,” Mager told The Post.
“Crooks who are dumping trash are on notice: If you dump on our neighborhoods, we will catch you, we will impound your vehicle, and you will pay.”
Last year, the city issued roughly 300 summonses for illegal dumping, and the DSNY often posts images of suspects on social media, Mager said.
On Wednesday, Byron and Cabot scrambled to hide their faces when they were broadcast on the kiss cam canoodling at Gillette Stadium during the show Wednesday night.
“Oh, what?” lead singer Chris Martin said, clearly confused. “Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy.”On Friday, Astronomer said in a statement that its “Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation” into the alleged workplace affair and that the company would share more details “very shortly.”
