MANHATTAN

These bandits are flush with loot after they posed as plumbers and robbed two apartments as they pretended to check for leaky pipes, police said.

The duo hit the apartments on East 14th Street and West 72nd Street within an hour on Aug. 20.

The men knocked on the doors and told the residents they were sent by building management.

One would look at the plumbing while the other drained the home of money.

The men made off with nearly $2000, cops said.

A teenager was shot in the head and critically injured on an East Harlem street, police said.

The wounded 17-year-old, whose name was withheld, was found at East 117th Street and Second Avenue Sunday night. He was rushed to Harlem Hospital.

The teen, who lives in Brooklyn, has one previous drug arrest.

A man was found dead in a Washington Heights stairwell early yesterday, police said.

Cops found the unidentified 45-year-old man between the fourth and fifth floors of the 177th Street building just before midnight.

EMS medics pronounced him dead 15 minutes later, police said.

While no criminal activity is suspected, the Medical Examiner’s Office will conduct an autopsy to determine the cause of death.

A man was stabbed in the chest after he left a Washington Heights club early yesterday, police said.

The 24-year-old victim had just walked out of the Déjà Vu club at Amsterdam Avenue and 156th Street at 3 a.m. when he got into a fight with his attacker, cops said.

The injured man took a livery cab to Columbia Presbyterian Hospital and was listed in stable condition.

A man was arrested for allegedly stealing two surveillance cameras from a Lower East Side Con Ed facility, cops said.

Akeem Woodson, 20, simulated a gun when he approached a staffed security booth at 13th Street and Avenue C last Thursday at 10 p.m. and took the cameras, police said.

Woodson, who lives in Brooklyn, was caught Friday and charged with robbery.

A homeless man allegedly stabbed an acquaintance with an ice pick in Harlem, police said.

Steven Miranda, 29, confronted the victim on July 3 on East 125th Street and stabbed him in the right cheek, cops said.

He then took the 25-year-old man’s money and fled.

Miranda was arrested Friday and charged with robbery and assault.

BROOKLYN

A woman was arrested after hitting her ex-boyfriend’s current girlfriend with a bottle in East Flatbush, police said.

Fiona Alexander, 22, spotted the pair Saturday evening at Linden Boulevard and Rogers Avenue – then choked the 23-year-old woman and threw the bottle at her, police said.

The victim said she suffered ringing in her ears and blurred vision, but declined medical treatment.

Alexander was charged the following day with assault, menacing and harassment.

A Clinton Hill assailant was busted for pistol-whipping a man, investigators said.

The victim asked Kevin Barnard for 50 cents outside a grocery store at Hart Street and Marcy Avenue at 4:30 a.m. Sunday. Barnard, 26, refused and laughed at the man, police said.

Barnard then spotted the victim near his home, threatened him with the gun and then smashed him on the head with it.

The victim was listed in stable condition at Woodhull Hospital.

STATEN ISLAND

The elderly New Dorp Beach man pictured above has been missing since last week.

Alzheimer’s sufferer John Quinault, 73, left his Hett Avenue home last Thursday, police said.

He may have traveled to Long Island City, Queens, where he once lived.

Quinault was last seen wearing a red plaid shirt, black pants and a dark hooded sweatshirt.

He stands 5-foot-3 and weighs 120 pounds.

A Tompkinsville man was arrested for allegedly stabbing a man in the stomach yesterday, authorities said.

Pedro Guierro-Ramirez, 24, stabbed the man at Corson Avenue and Low Terrace at 4:30 a.m., cops said.

The 30-year-old victim, whose name was withheld, called police and the suspect was caught nearby.

The body of an elderly woman in a striped bathing suit was found floating off Breezy Point last night.

The body of the as-yet unidentified woman was found by a National Parks Service officer.