Charle Sheen’s “Violent Torpedo of Truth” is about to land on New York tonight — but the NYPD isn’t worried about getting hit by the weapon of self-promotion.

“We have a big police force, we’re ready for him,” Poilce Commisioner Raymond Kelly told reporters today.

The last time Sheen brought his act to the city, cops had to be called after he trashed his room at The Plaza Hotel in an alleged coke binge.

This time around, Sheen’s “tiger blood” seems to have been left on simmer, with the former “Two and a Half Men” start staying on his best behavior.

He has quietly been hold up at the Trump International Hotel on Columbus Circle as he gets ready to do his “Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Tour” stage show at Radio City Music Hall tonight at 8.

When asked by reporters if he would be on hand for the Sheen show, Kelly said: “I don’t think so.”