Apparently, some Park Slope Parents members do have a sense of humor.

After The Post reported last week on parents’ demands that ice cream vendors no longer trawl neighborhood playgrounds, the group’s Web site displayed a spoof clarification of its “official” position.

“Please be assured that we in no way object to the sale of ice cream in Prospect Park,” wrote Soren Kisiel and Katie Goodman, as long as the milk and cream come from “hormone-free dairy cows raised within 50 miles of Brooklyn in barns built of reconstituted plastic bottles.

“Transportation of these ingredients should take place only in compost- fueled vehicles, through companies that voluntarily provide family health insurance,” wrote the two satirical comedians and members of the Park Slope Parents’ Internet forum.

“Our children are very often using their playground time to prepare for their preschool entrance interviews, and thus any distractions have a direct and negative impact on their future.”

A Park Slope Parents forum moderator ordered members to stop leaking their discussions to the press.