Jail is no walk in the park for a sweet-talking faux journalist accused of raping and molesting his dates.

Hugues Akassy — jailed since July 2010 on multiple sexual-assault charges — claims Rikers Island inmates and guards are targeting him for abuse.

In one instance, Akassy, 43, said a guard “got me out of my cell, off surveillance camera [sic] and several assaulted me, pepperspray [sic] me and kicked me several times on my right ribs,” according to the Bronx Civil Court papers asking he be reassigned to another jail unit.

The women Akassy allegedly raped in Riverside or Central Park weren’t very sympathetic.

“I guess there is a God then,” said one woman. “Because I can’t think of someone else more deluded . . . and more in need of an ass-kicking.”