Kim Kardashian assumes the position as she is searched at TSA Security as she prepares to depart LAX. (GVK/bauergriffinonline.com)

Jennifer Hudson (SWAP/Splash News)

Rihanna (MATEI/bauergriffinonline.com)

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Rihanna’s da bomb, but is she carrying one?

Overzealous security screeners at Los Angeles International Airport are on a mission to show that all travelers are created equal — by frisking A-list celebs.

Rihanna was made to bust a move in a full-body scanner, while security ordered a grim Michael Douglas to assume the position for a pat-down on Friday before he embarked to Frankfurt, Germany, for a vacation with his children, Dylan and Carys.

He could have been hiding a machete, right?

It was fairness gone wild at LAX as guards got frisky with Kim Kardashian before an early-morning flight. And songbird Jennifer Hudson was told to spread her wings before jetting to Atlanta.

But it’s not just LAX. Workers at Vancouver’s airport had their hands full with Lady Gaga — who was a scanner’s nightmare in a metal-studded corset.