Creepy tunesmith Joseph Brooks will go from “You Light Up My Life” to “You’re Locked up For Life” if Manhattan sex-crime prosecutors have their way with him.
The DA slammed the Oscar-winning loser with two more rape cases yesterday — hiking his casting-couch-victim tally to 13 would-be starlets and threatening to throw him in prison on a life sentence as a sexual predator.
Prosecutors also said they want his bail hiked “substantially” because he’s been spending hidden millions like a drunken sailor — and may be plotting to flee justice.
Brooks lavished between $75,000 and $110,000 a month on himself last year, Assistant DA Maxine Rosenthal told Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Charles Solomon.
Rosenthal estimated Brooks’ 2008 worth at $4 million, much of it stashed in his kids’ names and in a collection of 11 “corporations.”
But defense lawyer Jeffrey Hoffman said of the 72-year-old stroke victim, “There would be no way in the world for him to run away considering his physical condition, his age and his accounts.”
