A self-described international surfer with “sick six pack” abs was hauled to Manhattan and arraigned Tuesday for an attack on a Hell’s Kitchen dog walker.

Corey Pohan, was charged with assault for cold-cocking bartender Paul Martone in an argument over the surfer having stepped over Martone’s cute Chihuahua, Peanut.

Pohan, who boasts of his abs and surfing prowess on Facebook, had been jailed in Secaucus since July 9, when Jersey cops, bringing him to Manhattan on the punch rap, busted him after he allegedly jumped out of a cruiser and climbed onto a Turnpike toll booth near the Lincoln Tunnel.

Pohan, 32, had cried in front of the judge during his arraignment on the toll-plaza episode.

“Please! Please!” Pohan had wailed in Secaucus Municipal Court. “Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!”

In Manhattan, he was ordered held on $25,000 bail. His next court date is set for July 31.