Shortly after receiving a ticket for public urination yesterday, an Occupy Wall Streeter scaled a 70-foot sculpture in Lower Manhattan, demanding a cigarette, a jacket, and Mayor Bloomberg’s resignation.

He negotiated for three hours with the NYPD before he was plucked from his perch via cherrypicker. He got none of his demands.

Dylan Spoelstra, 24, of Toronto, was brought to Bellevue Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after surrendering just after 9 a.m.