Honk if you’re hairy!

If you’ve ever wanted to see where your cabby likes to hide his “medallion,’ then the 2017 NYC Taxi Calendar is for you.

In a tongue-and-cheek play on the beefcake-filled FDNY calendars, this cavalcade of cabbies features a year’s worth of taxi drivers flaunting their dad bods, beer bellies and chest hair for laughs.

Creators Phil and Shannon Kirkman are charging $14.99 for the calendar and will donate a portion of the proceeds to University Settlement, a nonprofit organization that helps house immigrants and migrant workers.