90th Precinct
Southside–Bushwick
Low blow
A thief propositioned a man on Lorimer Street on April 25, but took his shoulder bag instead.
The victim told police that he was near Devoe Street at 2:05 am when the perp approached and said, “Give me [oral gratification] and nothing will happen to you.”
Startled, the victim pondered his options, but the perp took his bag instead and ran.
Murder at deli
A thug killed a 46-year-old man by slicing an artery in his thigh on Roebling Street on April 29.
The man was in front of a deli near S. Eighth Street at 9 pm when the perp deeply stabbed him in his leg.
The victim was dead in minutes.
McRobbery
A gunman broke into a McKibbin Street apartment on April 29 and stole a computer — while its resident was there.
The victim told police that the perp entered his apartment at 1:40 am, shouting, “Give me your electronics — I have a gun!”
The tenant handed over some electronics, and the perp fled toward Bushwick Avenue.
Cell hell
A thief kicked a man and took his wallet and cellphone on Hooper Street on April 25.
The victim told police that he was near S. First Street at 1:05 am when the perp approached, punched him and grabbed his cash.
Book bagged
Two thieves frightened a woman inside her S. Fourth Street building and stole her book bag on April 27.
The woman told police that she tried to enter her sixth-floor apartment at 10 pm when two thugs approached her and pushed her to the door.
“Give me your bookbag, I don’t want to shoot you,” one threatened, prompting her to hand it over.
Cash carry
Three thieves — one with a gun — stole a man’s cash and phone on Humboldt Street on April 26.
The victim told police that he was near Scholes Street at 11:45 pm when the perps approached and demanded money.
One waved a silver handgun and said, “Give me everything you have.”
“Everthing” turned out to be $50.
Car theft round-up
• A thief stole a Ford on Lorimer Street on April 26. The driver told police that he parked near Graham Avenue at 8:30 am and returned two hours later to find it gone.
• A thief stole a Nissan on Meserole Street on April 26. The driver told police that she parked near Union Avenue at 3 am and returned eight hours later to find it gone.
• A thief took a Chevrolet on Ainslie Street on April 27. The driver told police that she parked at 10:30 pm near Manhattan Avenue, and the car was gone by 3 pm the next day.
— Aaron Short
