You heard it here loudest and funniest – and thanks for listening, voters!

From Anthony Weiner’s limp mayoral bid to Spitzer’s “Ho-No!” try for comptroller, The Post has been here for you, leaving no black sock or sext-starved bimbo behind as we catalogued the crude, the bad, and the (Carlos) Dangerous.

Enjoy this New York Post retrospective of our Weiner and Spitzer election Page Ones — a pun-filled chronicle of our two favorite pervy pols’ doomed journeys from “come-back” to payback.