A bozo bandit sporting a plastic bag on his head made a comical getaway on a mini-motorcycle after clearing out a Bronx business’ cash register, cops said Wednesday.

The bozo burglar broke into the Botanica San Miguel in Hunts Point around 9:30 a.m. last Thursday, grabbing multiple items and $160 in cash, cops said.

But the thief also snatched the store’s blue mini-bike, according to police.

In surveillance video released Wednesday, the bandit can be seen emerging from a back room with a plastic bag on his head before hopping on the ride, leaning back and kicking his feet up in a “Wheee” moment as he putters off down Longwood Avenue.