It was a buffet to ­almost die for.

A New Jersey woman claims she was lined up at a cruise-ship smorgasbord when a Long Islander rammed into her with an electric scooter, leaving her seriously injured.

The drive-by noshing occurred in August 2016 on the Norwegian Breakaway.

Eliane da Silva is now suing Mildred Curaro, 77, for $3 million in damages, according to a Brooklyn federal court suit filed last week.