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Petulant first son Hunter Biden complained that The Post and other media outlets are trying to destroy his father’s presidency, doxx his family and potentially “kill” him during an interview with podcaster and vegan techno DJ Moby — published hours after Hunter was hit with a federal indictment alleging tax evasion and other crimes.

The 53-year-old chatted for nearly 80 minutes about his history of alcohol and drug addiction, his frustration with the media and political spotlight and his concerns about his 81-year-old father’s political future.

“You either survive it or you don’t,” Hunter said of the scrutiny. “There is no doubt in my mind — and this might sound like some crazy hyperbole — is that they’re trying to kill me through other means and I just won’t let them.”

The political scion — who enjoys Secret Service protection when not (allegedly) dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars on drugs, hookers and clothes — claimed The Post “doxxed” the address in Malibu, Calif., where he lives with his second wife, Melissa Cohen, and their 3-year-old son, Beau Biden Jr.

“The New York Post has already published aerial photographs of where I live,” he said. “Melissa was seven months pregnant and they published on the front page: the picture of the house, the address, aerial view of the house, the inside of the house from the realtor’s, you know, online offering of the house, description of where you could stand to see through the floor-to-ceiling windows on the road that we lived on.”

“And literally within 36 hours I had half a dozen to a dozen people, mostly men, in MAGA hats with bullhorns literally pounding at the front door,” the first son said. “So then we moved in the middle of the night.”

The Post never published a picture of Hunter’s former Malibu address on its front page, according to a review of its archives. Neither could The Post retrieve any reports of such a protest as described by the first son.

An address in the Hollywood Hills used by Hunter was revealed in court filings in December 2019 as part of his paternity case in Arkansas, in which he was pursued by “baby mama” Lunden Roberts to pay child support for their out-of-wedlock daughter, Navy.

“We became prisoners, by virtue of that,” the first son said about his lack of privacy, which he expects will only worsen through the rest of the 2024 presidential campaign.

“We are definitely not in the aftermath yet. I’ve stopped hoping for an end to this. Because as long as my dad is president of the United States, they’re not going to stop,” Hunter said.

“The fact of the matter is, just this year through July I’ve been on the cover of the New York Post — and none of it’s been good — about 20-plus times, and I saw Washington Post did a thing I was the number-three most-spoken-about person on Fox News 48 out of 52 weeks in 2022.”

In fact, a Post review found the first son has been pictured or otherwise mentioned 30 times on its front page so far in 2023.

“What they’re trying to do is they’re trying to kill me,” Hunter claimed at another point in the interview, “knowing that it will be a pain greater than my father could be able to handle, and so therefore destroying a presidency in that way.”

President Biden is seeking re-election to a second term next year and has declined to withdraw from the race — despite concerns on both sides of the partisan divide about his age and mental fitness.

He is also preparing to face an impeachment inquiry from House Republicans, who allege that he improperly benefited from his son and brother’s business ventures abroad.

House committees have uncovered Biden family bank records and compelled testimony from dozens of federal officials and former business associates of Hunter to build their case that the president may have abused his office for personal benefit while vice president.

In previewing 2024, the first son compared his father’s last presidential campaign to the failed 1972 effort by Maine Sen. Ed Muskie.

“The times have changed, but the players have not,” Hunter said, noting GOP operative Roger Stone has worked for both former Presidents Richard Nixon and Donald Trump.

“And they decided that the one way in which they would be able to certainly just undermine my dad’s confidence and ability to continue to campaign and move forward, particularly after the death of my brother, to think that he could lose his son that he just had regained from an almost-death through addiction.”

“And so they just began to attack and attack. Addictions provides for a lot of openings for people,” he said.

Hunter is accused by special counsel David Weiss of tax fraud charges and evading $1.4 million in payments over a hard-partying, four-year period.

The indictment follows a five-year investigation of Hunter’s lucrative overseas business interests by Weiss, who also indicted Hunter in September for lying on a federal gun purchase form in 2018 about his drug use.

Weiss and a team of IRS tax investigators also considered charging the first son with further crimes during their probe, including violations of the Foreign Agents Registration Act and sex trafficking.

During his interview, Hunter Biden dismissed both allegations, saying his enemies assume “I’m a foreign agent because I got paid for doing business with foreign companies, or that I am a sex trafficker because I wrote in my book that I slept with prostitutes.”

“I’m not hiding this. I don’t feel good about that, but it’s a part of my past. But they have expanded it, that I am in one sense a mastermind criminal, running a global syndicate,” he said

“And on the other sense, that I am a degenerate that can’t tie my shoes, and that I should never have been in business because I am a moron, and I wasn’t doing any business, I was basically letting people, I was being a rain bucket.”

Moby, who most recently made news by claiming he had dated actress Natalie Portman despite her insistence to the contrary, was one of several famous guests at Hunter’s New York City debut of his artwork in 2021.