President Trump had a blast pushing a red button in the Oval Office during a recent interview.
But he only wanted to quench his thirst — not launch nuclear Armageddon.
“With the push of a red button placed on the Resolute Desk that presidents have used for decades, a White House butler soon arrived with a Coke for the president,” the AP reported.
Stephen Colbert breathed a huge sigh of relief Wednesday night.
“Thank God, I was worried there,” the “Late Show” host said. “He’s just turning the Oval Office into an 8-year-old’s drawing of a dream treehouse.”
The funnyman wiped his brow and upper lip with his tie.
“‘There will be a button where I get a Coke wherever I want, a slide with a ball pit, and Bigfoot sleeps over and he teaches me karate,’” Colbert imagined the commander-in-chief demanding.
“Good for him!” Colbert added. “The president deserves to be refreshed.”
He then showed the roaring audience a photo of the butler: oft-mocked New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie holding a tray with a Coke can.
Fallout from the hot-button issue mushroomed on social media.
“Poor choice. My understanding is that if he just switched to #Pepsi he could bring everybody together,” @NathanStrout tweeted.
“Better than the nuclear button on his desk (yes I know that’s not a thing except on comedy shows),” posted @MattDumbill, to which @RonaldClump responded: “Waitin for the day he mixes up the two.”



