These North Korean VIPs probably just bought themselves a one-way ticket to re-education camp by snoozing through the Great Successor Kim Jong-un’s big bash!

Yawns and shut eyes dominated a show at Kim Il-sung Stadium in Pyongyang over the weekend, as North Korea marked the 60th anniversary of the end of the Korean War.

Patriotic events — usually marked by over-the-top cheering masses — were staged across the hermit kingdom, celebrating what the North hails as a standoff with the United States.